PLG · Staff Roster File № 2026‐‍05/COOP
Pierce Law Group — Office of Morale

Cooper

Pawalegal · Chief Morale Officer

A four‐legged associate with a documented record of unblemished tail‐wags, supervisory napping, and impeccable courtroom decorum (yet to be tested).

Bar status
Bark-only
Jurisdiction
Office & kitchen
Specialty
Treat negotiation
Languages
Standard, sit
Hours
9 - nap
Retainer
Belly rubs
Cooper wearing glasses and a red tie, looking up from under a desk.

Discovery, in six exhibits

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Nº 1691/PLG Cooper, Exhibit A: Official portrait, Q2 filing period.
Exhibit A Official portrait, Q2 filing period. — glasses on, tie straight, eyes locked on opposing counsel.
Nº 1693/PLG Cooper, Exhibit B: Lunch conference, paper plate jurisdiction.
Exhibit B Lunch conference, paper plate jurisdiction. — subject observed conducting due diligence on co-counsel’s sandwich.
Nº 1695/PLG Cooper, Exhibit C: Window deposition, civil hour.
Exhibit C Window deposition, civil hour. — pre-meeting deliberation; view of associate parking, weather pleasant.
Nº 1697/PLG Cooper, Exhibit D: Mid-deposition recess, exhibit chew toy.
Exhibit D Mid-deposition recess, exhibit chew toy. — requested a brief continuance; granted on the condition of belly rubs.
Nº 1699/PLG Cooper, Exhibit E: Post-litigation nap, billable hours 0.0.
Exhibit E Post-litigation nap, billable hours 0.0. — prevailing party. all motions adjourned for the day.
Nº 1701/PLG Cooper, Exhibit F: Home-office reconnaissance, jurisdiction: kitchen.
Exhibit F Home-office reconnaissance, jurisdiction: kitchen. — subject reports favorable hardwood acoustics; treat motion forthcoming.
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Cooper may not have passed the bar exam, but he’s certainly passed the “good boy” test with flying colors. As our unofficial Chief Morale Officer, he makes regular visits to the office, where he can often be found supervising lunch breaks or offering stress relief during busy days.

Known for his wagging tail and impeccable listening skills, Cooper has quickly become an indispensable part of the team.

His presence reminds us all to balance hard work with a little play. When he’s not at the firm, Cooper enjoys long walks and the occasional treat negotiations — for which a generous retainer of belly rubs is required up front.